Sportsdome: 8 Year-Old Cancer Patient Phillies Fan Gets Last Wish to Heckle David Wright
Published by Julia Volkovah under das turrible, Onion Sports Network, philles on 9:57 PM"I hope he gets cancer like me." Classic.
Although the second episode of The Onion's new Comedy Central show Sportsdome was more disappointing than the first, irrational Phillies fanaticism got a full segment. Can't give it a bad rating now I guess.
"I hate how he smiles like he's playing to win friends. Just play, Scumbag."
