Jose Canseco is Still Crazy, Likely Intoxicated
Published by Julia Volkovah under jose canseco, MLB, tweets, twitter role models on 1:04 PM
Dude lives in an alternate reality. Only in Jose Canseco's mind will he challenge you to a softball hitting contest, call out YouTube for no reason, then go back to his laboratory to concoct magical potions.
Seems like everything he's ever said has turned out true though. So until proven otherwise I guess I'm forced to believe he can hit softballs to the moon and slow down the human aging process.
