Afternoon Links: Natalie Portman is a Dork
Published by Julia Volkovah under afternoon links on 1:23 PMNatalie Portman Cracks Herself Up - This is equal parts cute and annoying. I still love you, girl. [DListed]
Cuba Shoots its First Zombie Movie - It's called Juan of the Dead. I shit you not. [BBC News]
Kid Possessed By Micheal Jackson Kills It for the Jumbotron - Not like there's anything else to do during Bobcats games. [The Chive]
Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising - I've had real-life meetings about this kinda stuff at work. I'm now depressed. [Digg]
Texting Woman Falls into Mall Fountain - Give her some credit on the casual walk away. [Asylum]
If Madden Player Ratings Were More Detailed - Flacco gets a 100 for Poise and Calm, but he really needs to do something about his Eyebrows rating. [Sports Pickle]
White Kid Raps Really Fast - More importantly he makes it seem effortless while having solid lyrical content. And you gotta trust my opinion here. I'm black. [Buzzfeed]