The Top 8 Cheese Steaks in Philadelphia

[Our pals at The School Philly will contribute posts to TheWizWit from time to time.  You can find this post and other good stuff over at TheSchoolPhilly.com]

A retard’s guide (or non-Philadelphian’s guide) on the correct way to order a cheese steak:

1. Say the name of the cheese you want
2. Say “with” or “without” (meaning with or without fried onions)
3. Example: A cheese steak with American cheese and fried onions= American with

Here are the top 8 cheese steaks in Philadelphia. Well actually, the world, for that matter.

[Keep reading for the complete list at The School Philly.  Even though Jim's Steaks is #1 in my book, these guys have done their homework.]