Afternoon Links: Science Finally Offers Good Advice
Published by Julia Volkovah under afternoon links on 1:25 PMBitches Love Science - Can't wait to cop that new Bill Nye x Lil Wayne mixtape. [Failblog]
Farts May Lead To Stabbings - I always knew the rules of "Whoever smelt it dealt it" would lead to a grizzly murder. [TheSchoolPhilly via Gothamist]
Tween Girl Sucks Helium, Falls into Table - Damn, helium did you like THAT? The nitrous balloon she'll try in college should be pretty funny. [The Daily What]
Baseball's Greatest Porn Names - Royce Pussington wins hands-down. Pussington! [TedWilliamsHead via Bugs&Cranks]
I Don't Care About Politics So Obama Shouldn't Care About Sports - Get 'em, Reis. [The Onion]
The Best Cardboard Box-Related Rap Song of 2011 - Maybe of all time. Don't wanna get ahead of myself, though. [VideoSift]