Tim Cowlishaw's Impeccable Description of Last Night's Game
Published by Julia Volkovah under Eagles lose, NFL, playoffs on 8:00 AM
Couldn't summarize Sunday's game any better. The JV Eagles aka the Chad Hall Show aka DeMarcus Ware's Prison Bitch lost by a point to the Stephen McGee-led Cowboys, 14-13. In other news: nobody gives a shit. The regular season is dead and the Birds need to figure out a way to keep Concussion Time from ruining their playoffs.
[Pulls inflated Butterscotch Krimpet Tastykake bag from microwave]
FUCK! HOT! TWENTY SECONDS WAS TOO LONG!!
