The United States of Shame

So the Delaware Valley is the worst in the country when it comes to arson, taxes, and abortion.  Sure high taxes really sting my butthole, but I suppose things could be worse.  At least we don't have to deal with a bunch of horse fuckers from Washington or are forced to look at a bunch of uglies from North Dakota.  And is anyone surprised Alaska has the worst suicide rate? 

U-S-A! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!! 

[pleated-jeans]