Coffee's a Dollar and People are Furious
Published by Julia Volkovah under dumb people on 7:55 PM
Wawa Coffee -- It Ain't Free, But It's Cheap - Wawa is awesome. Why? Well, because for the entire month of January, you can grab any size, any flavor of their coffee for $1. Yup, just a dollar, no matter what size or flavor you fancy. Enjoy!
This is amazing.
How and why could any anyone click "Furious" or "Sad"? Are you a Wawa stockholder? Do you have a Mormon-like hatred for hot drinks? The fuck is wrong with you? I clicked "Thrilled." Why? Because French Vanilla cappuccino is motherfucking delicious and is worth me losing my toes to diabetes.
Side note: the milkshake machine is also amazing and completely underutilized. I never see anyone but myself using this thing. Don't you see what we've accomplished? Taking a frozen cylinder, putting it into a machine, and getting a delicious milkshake in mere seconds. That's some Jetson's shit! If the milkshakes were a dollar I'd lose my whole foot by MLK day because of that 57 grams of sugar thing.
