Buzzfeed - A pair of insane Swedish twins in England react to a traffic stop by running, one after the other, into oncoming traffic. Then things start to get strange.

Best footage of somebody getting hit by a car ever. I have no idea how these two chicks survived.

Even crazier is the large-scale story of these two. The sisters, Ursula and Sabrina Eriksson, have also gone through episodes of jumping off of bridges into traffic and killing people for no reason. All because of "a rare induced delusional disorder which caused the pair to be temporarily insane." Wow.

Widened helmet for advanced cranium support, enlarged face mask, siren and illuminated safety lights, a "Brain on Board" warning sign, and the new NFL Caution Towel. Safety first.

Far more advanced than Brian Westbrook's previous model.

Errbody Dougie, Er-Errybody Dougie.



Shout out to TWW superawesome friend Joey C. for the Photoshopness.

Good to see Andy got this memo... but someone should probably tell him that The Onion is usually pretty satirical.

Bash your head on the jump to see some questionable "concussion" videos.

"Clearly, there was no concussion here. It's pretty obvious Stewart was just walking off the effects of some Dizzy Bat Relay he was enjoying on the sidelines."

"I heard Kevin and Clay Matthews having a disagreement about whether The Linc was genuine grass or not.  Glad to see Kevin paying attention to the details of the home field.  Obviously I've gotta put Kevin's face in a better position next week.  Times yours."


[The Onion]