The Dreamliner that Nightmares Are Made Of

How embarrassed is the All Nippon Airways ground crew in Japan after towing the brand spankin' new, close-to-$200 million Dreamliner into a passenger boarding bridge last Thursday? Oh, I'd say that kind of a ding requires something northward of a "my bad"  and something southward of hari-kiri.

From what I read, the plane checked out good as new and will fly - as scheduled - and in the Japanese-style (that is fully packed) on Wednesday the 26th from Tokyo to Nagasaki.

Remarkably, no cameras captured this nightmare-inducing boo-boo but this is what it looked like on September 28th, when the nearly all-composite twin-engine airliner landed at Tokyo International Haneda Airport.





After a 3 year delay in actually receiving the Dreamliner from Boeing, the first airline to take delivery of the airplane of the future should be flying sky high. Instead A-N-A is reassuring passengers that everything is A-OK for the second time in six weeks.

On September 6th it shook up a planeload of travelers when a pilot trying to open the cockpit door to readmit the captain after a potty break, accidentally turned the wrong knob flipping the B737 on its head.



This latest episode had the ground crew towing the plane thisclose to the passenger boarding gate, scraping the engine cowling. Does it get any worse? Well kinda, inside the cowing beats the heart of a Trent 1000 by Rolls Royce, another aviation company that can't seem to catch a break.

Welcome to my Dreamliner nightmare? Nah, ANA says the damage was slight and the plane is good-to-go on its charter flight next week.  Just no more wasabi before bedtime between now and then okay?