Our Dick Cheney
Published by Julia Volkovah under on 10:54 AM
Here’s how it basically went down:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHAtZtF-vUkPDEyYBFMsw7Dj5BGGG_8mkAfj4ZFSK7KQXnkwaz88AKr-e-gomgQ81wL75CIXAgkTGo3nvf7JMyIvWdjNLep0-Krp7rp9P8cQyIzpvVAmR8zFIEC2mCXqyJ7QD4dESm6sc/s400/cuomo1.jpg)
“All right, ya rat fuck. I got you dead to rights. You an' me both know ya bribed some fuck who already pled guilty to bribery and corruption. So here’s da deal: Pay a $26,000,000 bribe to da state treasury, stay the fuck away from peoples’ pensions for the rest of your life and we can fugettiaboutit, huh?”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMhxpSZa5TiP0FFWuFd0wJGiVoBKvtu7FwDVGj98hISKmWsZ2a28gLmQLGYd5I6o_4ld-q0JAlYbR42w7baWwZFuMWKeVd0pJAczcHSlZfTuf4_pIDLZ_C1vVaVvDJs9X_35ice_QC3Rg/s400/ratfuck1.jpg)
“Go fuck yourself.”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjV22FTcB-KbsOd80793MPtBEf93sJfZS9es_rj3etApab_jSa6NIvFcto5jP0Czz6NKptXn0WXDoTUuJPulGYWP9rd6bDKJDJi7NXSTh0vIw_egK6-I4WMFMOKAugWD52T0quhATrLQgE/s400/cuomo2.jpg)
“Oh, that so, tough guy? OK, lemme put it in toims even you can unnerstand: Give us a $20,000,000 bribe and we both walk away.”
“You ever heard of ‘sloppy seconds’, Andy?”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4m17RoATMG6NXLNY3ycFAhfcTFjZjKQ4gXksFaJo3ENTK-nmYXKj7Aps0g8iCM0C-do2TMtR_KB_BkilLsASPq-hsw-MqZcHc5xZPLFUBEpeYqHqjF_OJV31hPfCITTDKW1gDiwx-j8w/s400/cuomo3.jpg)
“OK, ya rat fucker, Final offer: Ya pay us $10 million in bribes and ya stay away from New York Securities fer two years. Dat’s my final offer, doitbag. Take it or leave it.”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMhxpSZa5TiP0FFWuFd0wJGiVoBKvtu7FwDVGj98hISKmWsZ2a28gLmQLGYd5I6o_4ld-q0JAlYbR42w7baWwZFuMWKeVd0pJAczcHSlZfTuf4_pIDLZ_C1vVaVvDJs9X_35ice_QC3Rg/s400/ratfuck1.jpg)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwcvcHrPp07dPWbkA181TDb1HQEA2n80ZrUZVLuDjphXNIltiKwtKRID0lYWQaC9Y5U4jvX8qG8u_EXBe1HMvAVNXJFAiMVHfendcYz1iuy96arMeM4JEqAfAB2D0qXQdwx7Jjzw8uQu4/s400/cuomo3.jpg)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMhxpSZa5TiP0FFWuFd0wJGiVoBKvtu7FwDVGj98hISKmWsZ2a28gLmQLGYd5I6o_4ld-q0JAlYbR42w7baWwZFuMWKeVd0pJAczcHSlZfTuf4_pIDLZ_C1vVaVvDJs9X_35ice_QC3Rg/s400/ratfuck1.jpg)
"Hold on a minute, leg breaker."
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFxP6U63CcFCSi1EHa1mik-wIE4CUqg_PIo5hQ9xBovS5n4FG3OeRyLAx0A587sbZSZE-PR_5lsmpWoOZamjok2an9Wu1xdVPff0vLPAjHEmUBlyQtRFUrRciipUTi80QPzqt8U-zG2j8/s400/Rattner_Obama.jpg)
“Take it, Stevie. It’s the best deal you’ll get."
"But I got him where I want him, Barry! Another couple of minutes, he'll let me fuck his new trophy wife."
"Look, Dick Cheney’s thugs had to pay a quarter of a billion to Nigeria to get his fat, pasty ass off the hook, for crissake.”
"Oh, all right."
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwcvcHrPp07dPWbkA181TDb1HQEA2n80ZrUZVLuDjphXNIltiKwtKRID0lYWQaC9Y5U4jvX8qG8u_EXBe1HMvAVNXJFAiMVHfendcYz1iuy96arMeM4JEqAfAB2D0qXQdwx7Jjzw8uQu4/s400/cuomo3.jpg)
“Well? I’m waitin’!”
“On the advice of counsel, I’ll take it. But you’d better blow me first before you’re sworn in. And you better go easy on the back stroke, ya toothy wop.”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6_yJJkLoVWy-bHhk0JS_2PDTvZ1dzv_S-9VTJF49trasY2H0nktDtaOhAZqyZkzl2_L1oad6n_c3c4MIO8AWggblpQ4c1RyalWwUMWMrzUYhrsy2BhnpheK0OV3322IVKR6oypRPxjP4/s400/Cuomo4.jpg)
“Once again, justice is soived! Well, I’m off to da Governor’s mansion.”
"Andy, I'm waiting!"
Yeah, basically it went down exactly like that.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHAtZtF-vUkPDEyYBFMsw7Dj5BGGG_8mkAfj4ZFSK7KQXnkwaz88AKr-e-gomgQ81wL75CIXAgkTGo3nvf7JMyIvWdjNLep0-Krp7rp9P8cQyIzpvVAmR8zFIEC2mCXqyJ7QD4dESm6sc/s400/cuomo1.jpg)
“All right, ya rat fuck. I got you dead to rights. You an' me both know ya bribed some fuck who already pled guilty to bribery and corruption. So here’s da deal: Pay a $26,000,000 bribe to da state treasury, stay the fuck away from peoples’ pensions for the rest of your life and we can fugettiaboutit, huh?”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMhxpSZa5TiP0FFWuFd0wJGiVoBKvtu7FwDVGj98hISKmWsZ2a28gLmQLGYd5I6o_4ld-q0JAlYbR42w7baWwZFuMWKeVd0pJAczcHSlZfTuf4_pIDLZ_C1vVaVvDJs9X_35ice_QC3Rg/s400/ratfuck1.jpg)
“Go fuck yourself.”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjV22FTcB-KbsOd80793MPtBEf93sJfZS9es_rj3etApab_jSa6NIvFcto5jP0Czz6NKptXn0WXDoTUuJPulGYWP9rd6bDKJDJi7NXSTh0vIw_egK6-I4WMFMOKAugWD52T0quhATrLQgE/s400/cuomo2.jpg)
“Oh, that so, tough guy? OK, lemme put it in toims even you can unnerstand: Give us a $20,000,000 bribe and we both walk away.”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMhxpSZa5TiP0FFWuFd0wJGiVoBKvtu7FwDVGj98hISKmWsZ2a28gLmQLGYd5I6o_4ld-q0JAlYbR42w7baWwZFuMWKeVd0pJAczcHSlZfTuf4_pIDLZ_C1vVaVvDJs9X_35ice_QC3Rg/s400/ratfuck1.jpg)
“You ever heard of ‘sloppy seconds’, Andy?”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4m17RoATMG6NXLNY3ycFAhfcTFjZjKQ4gXksFaJo3ENTK-nmYXKj7Aps0g8iCM0C-do2TMtR_KB_BkilLsASPq-hsw-MqZcHc5xZPLFUBEpeYqHqjF_OJV31hPfCITTDKW1gDiwx-j8w/s400/cuomo3.jpg)
“OK, ya rat fucker, Final offer: Ya pay us $10 million in bribes and ya stay away from New York Securities fer two years. Dat’s my final offer, doitbag. Take it or leave it.”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMhxpSZa5TiP0FFWuFd0wJGiVoBKvtu7FwDVGj98hISKmWsZ2a28gLmQLGYd5I6o_4ld-q0JAlYbR42w7baWwZFuMWKeVd0pJAczcHSlZfTuf4_pIDLZ_C1vVaVvDJs9X_35ice_QC3Rg/s400/ratfuck1.jpg)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwcvcHrPp07dPWbkA181TDb1HQEA2n80ZrUZVLuDjphXNIltiKwtKRID0lYWQaC9Y5U4jvX8qG8u_EXBe1HMvAVNXJFAiMVHfendcYz1iuy96arMeM4JEqAfAB2D0qXQdwx7Jjzw8uQu4/s400/cuomo3.jpg)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMhxpSZa5TiP0FFWuFd0wJGiVoBKvtu7FwDVGj98hISKmWsZ2a28gLmQLGYd5I6o_4ld-q0JAlYbR42w7baWwZFuMWKeVd0pJAczcHSlZfTuf4_pIDLZ_C1vVaVvDJs9X_35ice_QC3Rg/s400/ratfuck1.jpg)
"Hold on a minute, leg breaker."
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFxP6U63CcFCSi1EHa1mik-wIE4CUqg_PIo5hQ9xBovS5n4FG3OeRyLAx0A587sbZSZE-PR_5lsmpWoOZamjok2an9Wu1xdVPff0vLPAjHEmUBlyQtRFUrRciipUTi80QPzqt8U-zG2j8/s400/Rattner_Obama.jpg)
“Take it, Stevie. It’s the best deal you’ll get."
"But I got him where I want him, Barry! Another couple of minutes, he'll let me fuck his new trophy wife."
"Look, Dick Cheney’s thugs had to pay a quarter of a billion to Nigeria to get his fat, pasty ass off the hook, for crissake.”
"Oh, all right."
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwcvcHrPp07dPWbkA181TDb1HQEA2n80ZrUZVLuDjphXNIltiKwtKRID0lYWQaC9Y5U4jvX8qG8u_EXBe1HMvAVNXJFAiMVHfendcYz1iuy96arMeM4JEqAfAB2D0qXQdwx7Jjzw8uQu4/s400/cuomo3.jpg)
“Well? I’m waitin’!”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJq_LOuMkyt7Oht9r1GfjsILyRfxDoTAwn5t9RjLnBBOZ_oY4EGMMV5GnGH2InAh__oK2ph_P90SFSW1vJBSrmnNhCcvoJtvp2JcJ2TJljrS7rs8mqBIEGb4en27Mk2bj2CEDX4pJzdYM/s400/ratfuck2.jpg)
“On the advice of counsel, I’ll take it. But you’d better blow me first before you’re sworn in. And you better go easy on the back stroke, ya toothy wop.”
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6_yJJkLoVWy-bHhk0JS_2PDTvZ1dzv_S-9VTJF49trasY2H0nktDtaOhAZqyZkzl2_L1oad6n_c3c4MIO8AWggblpQ4c1RyalWwUMWMrzUYhrsy2BhnpheK0OV3322IVKR6oypRPxjP4/s400/Cuomo4.jpg)
“Once again, justice is soived! Well, I’m off to da Governor’s mansion.”
"Andy, I'm waiting!"
Yeah, basically it went down exactly like that.