Pardon the Intelluption

So I have this friend who smoked pot some time ago and wondered what English sounded like if imitated by those who don't speak English. You know, because we Americans sometimes like to poke fun of other languages or full-on force our children to perform racist Chinese impersonations.

Long story short, after recalling the thought for the first time in years, he journeyed down the Google rabbit hole and uncovered some strange things along the way.  Like several videos of Chinese middle schoolers reciting copy from an episode of Pardon the Interruption. Turns out their English teacher is an awesome dude with great ideas.

Clip after the jump.

If only Tony Kornheiser was half as funny as the windbreaker twins, he'd still be on Monday Night Football.*







Oh yeah, HERE is a site that actually answers the original question. Numbers 1 and 8 are the best.


*I'm joking, I find Kornheiser enjoyable.  So shoot me.