What Has Two Thumbs, Two Chins, and a Kicker on His Back?
Published by Julia Volkovah under Eagles, eagles fans, tattoos on 10:51 AM
Answer: That guy.
Holy crap -- this is a complete and utter abomination. To preface, I don't have any tattoos but am not against them in any way. Having said that, I never understood going the route of professional sports tattoo. The guy with the Eagles helmet tattooed on his calf always seemed like kind of a d-bag to me. Regardless, if you want to show your allegiance with a sports tat, go for it. I'm not here to try and stop you from showing the world your support of your squad.
Except for this guy. This mural is just too much. Let's break this down: The Eagles logo looks like it was drawn by a 6th grader and shaded in pencil, you have other men's signatures all over your body, and most importantly - you have David Akers tattooed on your back. What’s worse - until proven otherwise, I'm going to have to assume that the guy kneeling in front of him is long-time professional field goal holder Koy Detmer.
KOY DETMER. HOLDING A FOOTBALL. TATTOOED ON YOUR BACK. Come on bro, revamp that whole abortion and make into one big, badass eagle or something. That, or buy a jersey. Just sayin'.
Except for this guy. This mural is just too much. Let's break this down: The Eagles logo looks like it was drawn by a 6th grader and shaded in pencil, you have other men's signatures all over your body, and most importantly - you have David Akers tattooed on your back. What’s worse - until proven otherwise, I'm going to have to assume that the guy kneeling in front of him is long-time professional field goal holder Koy Detmer.
KOY DETMER. HOLDING A FOOTBALL. TATTOOED ON YOUR BACK. Come on bro, revamp that whole abortion and make into one big, badass eagle or something. That, or buy a jersey. Just sayin'.
UPDATE: Eagles Tat Man has his own website and somewhat of a cult following. You can check out his site here.
[h/t to Unathletic]
