Douchebaggery at its Finest: Sarah Palin edition

This is the entirety of Sarah Palin's speech at CSU Stanislaus a couple of days ago. Note how she tries to deflect criticism of herself from the very beginning and even insults the "lamestream media" in attendance for accurately reporting on her contract demands and the possible illegality of the contract that, yes, included demands for bottled water and bendy straws. Now, if you can listen to this entire speech that was delivered in a catty head cheerleader tone of voice without your ears gushing blood (I couldn't get past 1:03 but the transcript is here), pay careful attention to this immediate criticism from that same "lamestream media" that was caught on a live mic:


"Now I know that dumbness doesn't come with just soundbytes."

That pretty much says it all. In a less than perfect world (Hell, I'd settle for one that makes a modicum of sense once in a while), this woman would have a neverending laugh track dogging her every step while she turns tricks on Hollywood Blvd. to keep from starving in her post-political career.