Fox News at its Finest, Part XII
Published by Julia Volkovah under on 2:17 AM![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyoHIMzM9MgyvhpJbt0vsBswjKGMCAwAaQFhde3vUKWyNVyX7iGXOm0xJPomr5lmu-qcKqzrZwnYRAvReyfldutZpVk8UGn7od4Y-N98ILGFi2cg4dYpNMC_FwxhceyAFjXjg5JB6YtPQ/s400/foxspews.jpg)
Fox: We Stay on Top of the News!
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"What's that spell? RDGCGON, that's what!"
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That's... that's horrible! Or, it would be if the two automakers in question, Tesla and Fisker were European as Fox claimed. They're not. They're American.
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Yeah, but hitting the power button on the remote is still easier.
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And if news of Goldman Sachs' bundled mortgage-backed securities can't sustain your interest, take a gander at these tronches...
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Uh, I think I'll let Christine field this one...
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Oh, no. Perish the thought.
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"Tell us, damnit, or we'll fucking blow your brains out!"
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"...and now, here's Jesus with the latest on the Lions vs Christians championship..."
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Absolutely. Facts ought to reside in one skull at a time.
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Until they go to prison, that's about the summation of a typical college Republican.
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Oh, so that explains this and this, then?
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Nah, we'll pass. But if Nazi Germany ever makes a comeback...
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Ah, but is it still legal to be legal in Arizona if you don't have your papers on demand?
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Look like Little Jack Horner's stuck his thumb in something worse than a plum pie.
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Yeah, authors need teleprompters to sign their own names on invisible books during their book signings all the time. And your point is...?
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Ah, yes, Whenever I think of national unity, the first decade that springs to mind is the 60's.