Fox News at its Finest, Part XI

Is it live or is it canned bullshit?

Another 18 reasons to conclude that Fox "News" is the noisier version of the National Enquirer.




Uh, no. They had to get a permit to comply with land use codes.


Sadly, this is not a Photoshopped picture but part of an actual segment. Luckily, Fox doesn't get involved in zoological matt... er...


At this point you have to wonder how many former National Enquirer hacks are now working for Rupert Murdoch.




$30,000,000 to grow Nancy Pelosi on the back of a mouse??


I have to admit, the way Beck ingeniously connects disparate pieces of data remind me of this guy...


Except the lone difference between John Nash and Beck is that Nash was a genius who eventually got his sanity back.


This, coming from the only network to ignore the Haiti Benefit Concert. Or, to paraphrase Fox "News", how did Fox "News" miss that story?


From the people who brought you "the Cavuto": The unscare quote.






Self-confessed "Republican spin."


Who cares if this is all bullshit? We love being provoked and scared shitless.




...and if you squint really hard it looks just like, yes, it is! A giant bloodsucking squid monster!