What kind of sick mind uses his own daughter to defend his illegal covert activities?
Published by Julia Volkovah under on 5:19 AM
"Hey, honey...more of the illegal shit that I did when I was co-president is leaking out. I'm getting scared, in that kind of weird way that insane megalomaniacs get scared. Please go back on cable to defend me."
(For the four-hundred and seventh time) "OK, daddy..."

What is next? Shasha and Malia defending the merits of the stimulus?