Newsifact investigation reveals the one thing left in America that still works.
Published by Julia Volkovah under on 6:07 AM
A massive Newsifact investigation spanning all 50 states of the United States of America has unearthed the one thing left after 8 years of George W. Bush that still works: A man's bicycle in the state of Maine. "Seriously, my bike works just fine," said John Alanson, owner of the bike in question "Really - I couldn't be happier with it. No problems at all."
