Al-Qaeda changes fashion sense with new "look."
Published by Julia Volkovah under on 4:15 AM
The international terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda has announced that it is to update its "look" to more appropriately reflect changing fashions.
Out are the traditional Islamic long beards:
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And in is the mullet, as displayed here by Ali Saleh Kahlah al-Marri, a Quatari-born terror suspect, arrested in the wake of 9/11:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-dOtMEdCOdMOPlu6RVUhPobn4MCE7wUNs4SV3dFO1GHxHRYKz2K8MeiTetTiRN3uI3iWYA2cx5LyMnOx9H6NtHcjenxgB6dtlnoo9usupRbOvJbzCI1w2GRGzOoBgbCg5wOhzoAcamBaY/s320/PH2008120503642.jpg)
According to one terrorism analyst "The group is clearly having trouble recruiting, as its image has been badly tarnished, so this is something of a fashion reboot, designed to bring in new terrorists." An as-yet uncomfirmed report also suggests that the terror group may reverse its long-standing opposition to gays, recruiting members for so-called "suicide-bummings."
Out are the traditional Islamic long beards:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_3HgaoKQLNClgCOiN6xIrywJSKkHQC6aebBF6OkkqbDY_TeX5BdG9FtAUiQSyEy-zpwAqViYGq94HWH7QJnYq2F4DT735HcZJU_R8Cw2Aa_cpMjUKPsI9yiERPix2yhbGtIonjjImQmlK/s320/Bin_laden_12_27a.jpg)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijdRVL0ZJo48m6TIrEz_Kw_UTnSpFh65qfpJAq_USw8TzPesWOtM1kb6tIL4faxHIWDHw49d6SDdEQWOVmucsQ9Os__15mCOz-cf5SuRKhYLj47y4HzrlNHF-6hHf1k1Whvl7QKgiLRLQI/s320/26tali.1.650.jpg)
And in is the mullet, as displayed here by Ali Saleh Kahlah al-Marri, a Quatari-born terror suspect, arrested in the wake of 9/11:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-dOtMEdCOdMOPlu6RVUhPobn4MCE7wUNs4SV3dFO1GHxHRYKz2K8MeiTetTiRN3uI3iWYA2cx5LyMnOx9H6NtHcjenxgB6dtlnoo9usupRbOvJbzCI1w2GRGzOoBgbCg5wOhzoAcamBaY/s320/PH2008120503642.jpg)
According to one terrorism analyst "The group is clearly having trouble recruiting, as its image has been badly tarnished, so this is something of a fashion reboot, designed to bring in new terrorists." An as-yet uncomfirmed report also suggests that the terror group may reverse its long-standing opposition to gays, recruiting members for so-called "suicide-bummings."